My name is Jaymis Goertz. Nice to meet you.
I once booped Batman on the head, and disappeared before he could spot me.
I like planting flowers in places flowers normally aren’t found.
I make it rain pennies like I’m a rich ten-dollaraire.
I share books without care whether they’re returned.
My blood is mostly caffeine.
I like sharing things, including, but not limited to, sarcastic thoughts.