Making meth… or soap… or another internet… whatever

All the legislation and effort that governments around the world are putting into censoring or tracking everyone and everything “undesirable” on the internet are just so… futile. As though it is possible to suppress an idea or hide knowledge. Thing is, this sort of censorship always has been going on. As soon as one person does something bad with a service or product there are all these knee-jerk, reactionary laws put into place that make what was legal the day before illegal, as if creating a new law will magically make undesirable behavior stop. New laws don’t solve problems, they just create more criminals, and send undesirable behavior further underground.

My grandfather once told me that when he was a young man, it was possible to buy TNT in the hardware store. Today, no one could imagine being able to buy TNT so easily, but in reality, if you really wanted to, making TNT isn’t that hard, it’d just take you five minutes on the internet, a friend with a background in chemistry, or a copy of Fight Club to figure out how.

My point is although legislators who made it difficult to purchase TNT went home feeling like they accomplished something, they really didn’t. It’s still ridiculously easy to manufacture TNT on your own, yet we don’t see widespread use and criminal activity with it. Most of the time people are reasonable with their freedoms, and the occasional nutjob will slip through the cracks, but marginalizing everyone because of the actions of one will get you nowhere other than giving yourself a false sense of accomplishment and security. And a disenfranchised public. Your time/money/effort would be better spent helping the “nutjobs” to be healthy, productive members of society instead of marginalizing them.

As much as all the internet censorship makes my blood boil, I know that even if the worst scenario came to pass, people would rise to the challenge, and create a new internet. A decentralized wireless darknet with no central tracking and no way to eliminate or cut off information will rise up, and hopefully on its own and soon. I’ve heard stories that darknets have sprouted up en masse in Syria due to government crackdowns.

Personally, I’ve ran into this sort of reactionary law recently. I want to make soap. I found a really simple recipe to try it out. Basically fat and lye and water. In this case I am going to use coconut oil for the fat. In a well-ventilated area, while wearing gloves, goggles, and long sleeves, mix the lye in water, and it heats up really hot (the solution is very dangerous, and vents off lots of bad-for-you gases). Wait for the solution to cool to 110 degrees Fahrenheit. While the lye solution is cooling heat the fat to 110 degrees Fahrenheit, and once both liquids are at the same temperature, mix them together, and blend until a haze forms in the new mixture with an old, no-longer-used-for-food, blender. Then pour into a mold and leave it alone for a month for the saponification process to complete. Presto, you have soap.

So I’ve started collecting the materials to make soap. Hard part was finding lye. Turns out, there have been significant efforts made recently to eliminate all lye sales, to to replace raw lye products with some sort of chemically-similar-but-not-lye products. The reason being that lye is necessary in one of the simplest processes to make meth. Notice I said “one of the simplest processes”. There are still other methods to make meth without lye. So while legislators feel as though controlling and outright banning sales of lye is helping the problem, they, once again, are just disenfranchising the public.

My other point: I had no interest in learning how to make meth before, but thanks to the roadblocks put in place to my finding lye, in my research I stumbled across multiple recipes for it (many of which are on Youtube). By making something illegal they only served to disseminate the information quicker; where I had no interest in the knowledge previously, secondary curiosity has brought it into my focus now. While trying to collect the materials to make soap I couldn’t find lye, and out of frustration I naively asked Google ‘Why is it so hard to find lye?”.

Problem is, for a soap-maker, you need lye, no substitutes. And there are still 100’s of valid uses for pure lye out there.

The solution for my lye needs? Easiest would have been to order it through the internet. You can still get anything through the internet, and everything is tracked electronically so some government agency can track you and put you into a database and do analysis of your behavior. That wasn’t good enough for me, it would take too long and shipping can be expensive. My solution to finding lye was to drive out of town. Ten minutes, to be exact. Most of those 100’s of valid uses for lye reside on farms, so just go to a hardware store in a farming community. During the momentary banter with the clerk as my debit transaction was being processed I was complaining how hard it was to find lye, he said to me “now don’t go making meth with this stuff”.

I won’t, but thanks for the tip anyways.

3 thoughts on “Making meth… or soap… or another internet… whatever

  • February 23, 2012 at 11:41 am

    > The solution for my lye needs? Easiest would have been to order it through the internet.

    They have always been for sale at Home Depot, and always on sale at Canadian Tire.

    They were put next to the sulphuric acid that I bought two weeks ago, both sold in the name of “drain opener”.

    • February 23, 2012 at 11:59 am

      Check the ingredients, you need pure lye for soap making. All of them have stuff added to them that negatively affect the saponification process. Pure lye is almost impossible to find, and companies that sold it are replacing it with “new and improved” formulas or not longer selling lye at all.

      • February 23, 2012 at 3:05 pm

        Not sure how pure you want it, but I’m sure what’s sold are sodium hydroxide flakes that is less than USG grade, yet good enough for my “chemistry experiments”.


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